A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were stuck on an island for many many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. "I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!" "Okay," replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. "I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!" And off she went. The blonde started crying hard and said, "I wish my friends were back here!"

A brunette is walking in the desert (and she really hates blondes)and she comes across a lamp. A genie pops out and says she can have 3 wishes --with one catch. All the blondes in the world will get twice as much as she does. The brunette thinks about this for a while and then says okay. She says for her first wish that she wants a million dollars. The genie reminds her that all the blondes in the world will get 2 million dollars and she says okay. For her second wish she asks for a handsome man. The genie says that all the blondes in the world will also get two handsome men and she says okay. For her last wish the brunette says, "See that stick over there? I want you to beat me half to death with it."